You found the secret page that no one else knows about. It's like Indiana Jones finding the Holy Grail or that rather awful Da Vinci code film. Anyhoo, your reward is a truly pitiful dad joke. And keep popping back because I have loads of them and you never know when I might add a new one.
Oh and yes... you can tell your friends, but only if you want them to groan and think less of you (and me!)
Here we go then - the latest payback for your curiosity...
Q. How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
A. Eclipse it!